Disaster jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.