Disaster jokes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.