Disaster jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Memes
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.