Disaster jokes
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.