Disaster jokes

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What did the titanic say as it was sinking?

I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.