Disaster jokes
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.