Disaster jokes
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.