Disaster jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"