Disaster jokes

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.