Disaster jokes
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"