Disaster jokes
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I rate you a 9/11.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.