Disaster jokes

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Thank God I went on the tenth.