Disaster jokes
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I rate you a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.