Disaster jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.