Disaster jokes

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?