Disaster jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Fall
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.