Disaster jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.