Disaster jokes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.