Disaster jokes
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.