Disaster jokes
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Memes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.