Disaster jokes
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.