Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Just do it.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.