Disaster jokes
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.