Disaster jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.