Disaster jokes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.