Disaster jokes
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Memes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.