Disaster jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Ummmm 67.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.