Disaster jokes
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"