Disaster jokes
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.