What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Disaster Jokes
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
