Disaster jokes

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!