Disaster jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.