Disaster jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.