Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
