Disaster jokes

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.