Disaster jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.