Disaster jokes

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.