Disaster jokes
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Me after Taco Bell, "Iām about to blow this place up like September 11."
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!š„