I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Ur next.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
