The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
