the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
