Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
