Disaster jokes
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.