Disaster

Disaster jokes

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.