This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
