Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Disaster Jokes
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
