Disaster jokes
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄