Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
