Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"