It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
