What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Disaster Jokes
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
