Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
