Disaster jokes
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"