Disaster jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.