What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
