What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
