Disabled jokes

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

Armless child: Can you give me a hand??

Me: Ok.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.