What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
dick
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire
Hot wheels
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What do you call a disabled Arab
A R2-D2
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid “ ohhahahhahhahahahahal
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
