Disabled Jokes

Oh Hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey do u know I saw a guy with dementia

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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why can't people understand these jokes?

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer

I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

baked potato

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheel chair

What do you call a person with no arm

Armless

No it's harmless

What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza

my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??

Russell

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said

“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP

Pick up lines

One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister

How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.

my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self