Disabled jokes
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...