Disabled jokes
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.