Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
Oh Hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey do u know I saw a guy with dementia
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
