Disabled jokes
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.