What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time." slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader? Winston Churchill.
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
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