Disabled jokes
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.