Disabled jokes
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"