What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.