Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
