Disabled jokes

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!