Disabled jokes

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.