Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
My mum's a carrot.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
