Disabled jokes
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."