where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
my mums a carrot
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
