Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
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What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
my mums a carrot
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Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
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My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
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What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
