my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
a blind man was walking into a fish market, he took a deep breath and said... “goodmorning ladies”
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
nsjajahdahwggwdgdvtwqfdvgcqgvhheydgdygsydgdfydwfwdgsqgsgyd
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
