Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
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A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
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What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
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I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
