Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe,,,
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
