Disabled jokes
Most pakis are disabled.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.