Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
