Disabled jokes
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Steven Hawking
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Retards.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Gay
Boy
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.