Disabled jokes
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Steven Hawking
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Retards.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.