My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Disability Jokes
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
