Disability jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
He lost Wifi connection...
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.