Disability jokes
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!