Disability jokes
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.