Disability jokes
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!