Disability jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.