Disability jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.