Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Disability Jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
