Disability jokes
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Most pakis are disabled.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨