Disability jokes
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
An autistic kid.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!