Disability jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!