Disability jokes
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.