Disability jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.