Disability jokes
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
An autistic kid.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.