Disability jokes
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
An autistic kid.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.