Disability jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.