Disability jokes
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.