Disability jokes
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.