Disability jokes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.