Disability jokes
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.