Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.