Disability jokes

Brother

Disabled

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Tennis

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Deaf

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Special needs

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Wheelchair

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Orphan

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Class

Roast

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

Class

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Man

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.