Disability jokes
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.