Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
"Say what you want about the deaf."
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.