Disability jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.