Disability jokes
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.