Disability jokes
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.