Disability jokes
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?