Disability jokes
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.