Disability jokes
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.