Disability jokes

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither can see their parents.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.