Disability jokes
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.