Disability jokes
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.