Disability jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker đź–• that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.