Disability jokes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Most pakis are disabled.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I can't stand disability jokes.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.