Prehistoric animal jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.