Prehistoric animal jokes
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
I don’t know any...
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.