Prehistoric Animal Jokes

Dinosaur

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

Pterodactyl

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

T Rex

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

Dinosaur

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.