Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
These are all of my terrible jokes.
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright, but the reception was amazing.
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says, "Does this taste funny to you? I'm joking of course!"
Dejamoo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor "I can't feel my legs." The doctor said, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says, "Dam!"
A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out for a "small medium at large."
A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem.
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh.
A priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart.
I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis.
A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart.
Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels were a lie.
What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck.
Why couldn't the dinosaur break the wall? I don't know. I'm asking you.
Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker? She has dementia.
There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It's an owl it can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
