Dinosaur jokes
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.