The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why cant the T-rex clap? Because their extinct
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."