Ohh my god its a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin noseeee!!!!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinctðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Your momma so dumb she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Why cant the T-rex clap? Because their extinct
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Dinosaurs be like:
.......My friends are dead, like bruhhh
What is tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a
I love you 😘 was the night you got a iiooooo
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
