Dinosaur jokes
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!