Dinosaur jokes
Why did the T-Rex 馃 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
"I love you 馃槝" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a dinosaur that can鈥檛 eat?
Anarexic.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Why can鈥檛 dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.