Why cant you here a ptaradactal pee because the p is silent
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What do u call a dinosaur that can’t eat
Anarexic
What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because their dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.