Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they dead.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard, that the dinosaurs can see it now.
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
Yo yo yo I’m a dinosaur rawr and my Snapchat s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? triceratops, they were the horniest
why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur
you'll get jur ass kicked
A customer asked me to look at their hairline,I time travelled back to the dinosaurs
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)- Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from lilo and stitch
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!