Dinosaur jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!