Difference jokes
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."