It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go barf, American dogs go woof and Chinese dogs go sizzle
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
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whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
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Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
What’s the difference between candy and a orphan. Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
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what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
