Difference jokes

What's the difference between you and an orphan?

Nothing.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.