Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.