Difference jokes
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.