What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
