Difference jokes
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Memes
True 🤫🧏♀️
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.