What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Difference Jokes
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
for big dave fan
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
