Difference jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.