Difference

Difference Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

Buffalo

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Ranga

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Earthquake

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

Children

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Version

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

CEO

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

Orphan

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Pig

What's the difference between a cow and a pig?

One is a pig.

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  • Autism

    What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

    Autism is on a spectrum.

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  • Zombie

    What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

    They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

    Uh!!!

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  • Rape

    How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

    Cop car

    What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

    With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

    Wife

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

    120 pounds.