Difference

Difference Jokes

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

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How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.