What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
what's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? about 3 inches
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whats the difference between Hungry and Horny .... Where you stick the cumcuber.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat? Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer
when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
