Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What's the difference between Autism and Gender? Autism is on a spectrum.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non