Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.