Difference jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."