Difference jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.