Difference jokes
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.