Difference

Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

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Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.

(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)

What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket

People actually want stuff in a supermarket

What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson