Difference jokes
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.