whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie. A family picture👉🏻👈🏻
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A rooster clucks defiance!
Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What is the diffrence between a bag of chips and a gun...
If you pull one of them suddenly everybody wants to be your friend
