Difference jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!