Difference jokes
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Memes
for big dave fan
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.