Difference jokes
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.