Difference jokes
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.