What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
