What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.