Difference

Difference Jokes

Baby

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Website

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Shelter

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Bird

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

Rapist

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

Rapist

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Titanic

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

Onion

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

Penis

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Bottle

    Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

    A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

    Peanut

    What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

    With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

    Orphanage

    What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.