Difference jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....