Difference jokes
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.