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What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by Romans.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

Answer: 16

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

Type this in your calculator:

5 days a week (type in 5),

6 different classes (type in 6),

7 hours a day (type in 7),

x

2 semesters (type in 2),

=

flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).