Difference jokes
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.