Difference jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.