Difference jokes
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...