if the genie from Aladdin was here my three wishes would for you to die your kids to have a miserable life and for everyone you love dies
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
dont joke about juice wrld he died a hard life so get f***ed
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
Ol Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having GAY SEX with Men and doing Cocaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped? While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
