Charger

Jeffery

Stephen Hawking didn’t die.

His charger broke.

Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Depression

PinkPanda

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Prostitution

Jcy

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Boy

D

Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection

Dad

Yass queen

MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not

Stairs

Anonymous

Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?

He could not get up the stairs?

Puns

Anonymous

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says ¨I want h20” the other said ¨ I want h20 too¨ The second scientist died.

Wife

Coderon

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password

Depression

trisha.lafega

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Last Word

Mr. Dark Joke

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die

Depression

Anonymous

An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death

Lost

Anonymous

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

Guess

Ellisha

Guess Stephens batteries died

Puns

Anonymous

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry

Darkness

Anonymous

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

Fire

Death&Decay

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

Make

2cool4school

What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

Power

Gissele

How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage

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