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Dad

4 months ago
A pixelated image of a person with red eyes in a blue and black environment has the text "If Herobrine isn't real, how did my dad die from a Herobrine overdose?"
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  • Dog

    9 months ago
    A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".
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  • Death

    2 years ago

    We gonna die today

    A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.
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  • Love

    2 years ago

    SOO CREEPYY OMG

    The image has the text "I'VE SEEN LOVE DIE" in a red, gothic font.
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  • Script

    1 year ago
    A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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  • Camera

    1 year ago

    The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

    A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."
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  • School

    1 year ago
    Two people are lying on the floor in an outdoor environment, with their faces down. The text in the image reads: "HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH YOU DIE THERE". There is a logo at the bottom right that reads: DIYLOL.com.
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    Diddy

    1 year ago

    Diddy cook??

    Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.
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  • Dark Humor

    2 years ago

    dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

    A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"
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  • Boy

    1 year ago
    The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.
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  • Cricket

    8 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".
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  • Fire

    8 months ago
    The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"
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  • Boy

    1 year ago
    A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."
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  • Military

    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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  • Crayon

    3 months ago
    A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.
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  • Safety

    2 years ago

    Those vids be like abt safety:

    An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".
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  • Anger

    1 year ago

    This explains a lot

    An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.
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  • Choice

    1 year ago

    He always comes back

    An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.
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  • Opinion

    1 year ago
    A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.
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  • Pill

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The first shows a cartoon character on fire running towards a strange, cyclops-like character. The text says, "Stop normalising the grind and normalise whatever the f*ck this is." The second panel shows another cartoon character with the text "millions who took the pill that works both ways must die."
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