A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Rept after me die angle ;die angle; sweetie angles don’t die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
