Jesus

Anonymous

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

Game

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke

Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Game

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Make

Anonymous

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said “Bet” and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent

Stevens

Anonymous

Steven hawking died

Cry

Anonymous

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Orphan

Anonymous

why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side

Kid

Dark jokes

An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died

Computer

Anonymous

one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

Drug

lily :)

Why doesn’t Africa have pharmacies? Because you can’t take drugs on an empty stomach.

Depression

Britt

Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

Last Word

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

War

WHY DUDE

Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between my wife and a battery? I can’t use a battery when it dies.

Prostitution

Jcy

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Sister

Anonymous

My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop

Red

Anonymous

whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick

Trump

Anonymous

if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die

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