Die Jokes

Prince not so charming

How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.

Stiff

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Anonymous
in South Park

“I’m sorry, Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

Anonymous

dont joke about juice wrld he died a hard life so get f***ed

Anonymous
in Orphan

THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares… THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell

Rosette is a simp
in Emo

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die

Anonymous
in War

What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien

Emo fortnite chick
in Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!

Anonymous

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn’t know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.

Nice Garry

Ol Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia’s Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having GAY SEX with Men and doing Cocaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Anonymous
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end

saudi arabian planes

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

Fortiniyt or le babg

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Ghostboy169
in Smoking

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

Red Jason

My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over

Deez nutz
in Roast

George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.

Anonymous

why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped? While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why did the orphan die on the road… because they had no one to hold there hand.