I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
an emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acatiance because the emo would wish to die and the silent kid would be the nice guine and grant that wish
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
your dads hair line was so long that he died
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..
