How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
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Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why are there no good Indian actors?
Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why are there no good Indian actors?
Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.