What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
scooter McFly
Why can’t Jesus judge gay people? He got nailed right before he died
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
I saw a black iron bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
What do priests give children? Syphilis
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and hitler
Usain finished the races
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
A kid asked his mom what is dark humor? She said she at me over there with no hands ask him to clap he said I can’t I’m blind
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"