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Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?

Woman: No, really?

Man: Well, the one I fucked did...