Die jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂