Die

Die Jokes

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?

Woman: No, really?

Man: Well, the one I fucked did...