Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Die Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
