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Die Jokes

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?