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Die Jokes

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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