How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Die Jokes
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
