Didnt jokes
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."