Didnt jokes
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.