My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
knock knock whos there? banana banana who orange orange who orange you glad i didnt say banana again
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
little johnny father seas if them boys say anther bad word i'm going to whoop them and little johnny brother sey's i'll like sum fuking food and he whoop him and little johnny sey's he wood i'll like sum food at lest i didnt i'll like sum fuking food by.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 life if you didnt weigh a thousand
How's your day going?
Shut up i didnt ask
Use code tiko#teamfish
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
why didnt the bear leave home-------- He could not bear leaving his family
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
