Dick's jokes
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.