Dick's jokes
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.